Grab your melon and let John Farmer tell you how to knock it on an all new LIVE.

Grab your egg sandwich and meet us in the week after the Halloween show for the next show.

Grab your fish and crisps and meet us in London for a crunchy new episode of LIVE! What are your favorite crisps?

Grab your good soup and meet us in the marinara trench for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that are incorrectly named, and how can you fix them? Are humans fish? What came first, orange or orange? What’s a closet? Plus, it’s soup season and the boiz are talking favorites and least favorites. Reality is called in to question. Killer elves, blowchores, and reverse holes. Go to sleep, bozos! It’s LIVE!

Grab your BOOST and promote on Reality Records!

Grab your thinking caps and join us on the Kobayashi Maru for the ultimate no-win scenario: a Logic Bee against the most illogical person ever born.

Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter.

Grab yourself and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated!

Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE!

Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE!

Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE!

Grab your golden fiddle and meet us in debate class for a showdown for your soul!

Grab your cheugy crisp and join us for a new episode of LIVE!

Grab your sentient carrot and meet us in the eye of the Hurry-Cane for a new episode of LIVE!

Grab your Doug and join us in New Doug for a Doug of Doug.

Grab your toothpick lathe and meet us in Vice City for an all new LIVE!

Grab your draft egg and meet us at the Fancy One for an all new LIVE!

Grab your pineapple bush and prepare to go before the Judge Tree in an all-new episode of LIVE!

Grab your iron ore and meet us at the Bungalow for an episode of LIVE that begs the question: why are you still listening?

Grab your co-worker’s smelly microwaved fish leftovers and meet us in the bathtub for a clean (but dirty) new LIVE!